Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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