And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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