I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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