hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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