Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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