I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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