the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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