Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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