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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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