The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Holy sore nipples Batman
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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