Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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