At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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