yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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