i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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