how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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