Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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