the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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