how can u be prego again
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
