Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
operation have a gay friend backfired
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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