Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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