Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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