what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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