ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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