we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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