Welp...herpes.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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