The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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