Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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