I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Fuck appropriateness.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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