There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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