I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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