I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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