Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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