Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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