You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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