just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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