ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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