That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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