But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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