Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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