Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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