he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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