i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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