can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's shark week go big or go home
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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