im gay
i know
yea but for you.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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