belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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