Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
pop tarts are not kleenex
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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