I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
