is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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