Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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