Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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