So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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