Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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