he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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