You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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