to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
